Day 3: Jedward in a Speedo - Pass The Bleach for My Eyes!!!!

You know you're onto a loser when the day starts with a view of one of Jedward in their Speedos, followed by Darryn in his trunks and Sally heading to the shower..... and all before the alarm was sounded to wake the sleeping beauties!

I'm starting to really hate Sally with a passion.  Starting the day by gently ribbing Jedward for nearly making her get out of the shower in the nude by saying we, the public, would be mortified by seeing her in the buff.  We're mortified seeing you fully clothed love, and, if the tabloid rumours are true, so is your husband (or is that ex?!?!)  I'm counting down the hours until Friday's eviction.  There is NO WAY this wench will be saved.

Lucien seems to have woken up and realised that no one knows who he is or cares, so is trying to grab attention by claiming to have the hots for Pamela and definitely NOT interested in Amy Childs.  Don't get me wrong, for an older lady, she looks after herself, but we're supposed to believe this half wit wants a piece of her?  Nah, just like the Planet Jedward cd, I'm not buying it.  I've never seen him act in anything, but after seeing him try to "cry" I won't be rushing to watch old Waterloo Road episodes!  Lucien, If you want to get some attention follow in Bobby's footsteps and take your top off!

The Egyptian task saw yet another has been wheeled in to try and steal the limelight - Mohamed Al Fayed.  Proving just what a dirty old man he was, he was eyeing up all the blondes and helped Tara to win the musical chairs task.  Tara, be warned, he had a thing for a blonde a few years ago and look how THAT turned out!!!

But it is nice to see Tara coming out of her shell, even if she did unveil her feisty, bitchier side, which Darryn felt the force of 110%.  She warned him he's lost her "circle of trust" after finding out he'd called her his enemy and trying to get everyone to vote him out!  Never cross a woman Darryn.

And by the way, what is going on with Darryn's six pack?

Who in their right minds would PAY for that?  Fake abs ON TOP of a beer belly!  Looks like he's battling Tara for the title of "Dodgiest Plastic Surgery".  What a turd.

MY FAVOURITE MOMENT OF THE DAY: Jedward's reaction to Tara Reid reciting THAT Big Lebowski line.... It seems we've found the 19 year old's kryptonite - talking about sex!  I thought one of them was going to fall off their chair..... and break their neck, but that would be wishful thinking!