Day 4: Just How Retarded Are Jedward?!?!

So, in just 4 days we've discovered that Jedward don't understand the concept of bubble bath, bathe together, have a wardrobe full of clothes that even Lady Gaga would turn her nose up at, don't like talking about sex AND can't wash their own hair! Six minutes were dedicated to one of them washing the others hair!!!


Kerry's back to talking about the most treasured possession in her life - herself.  Did you know she was hacked by NOTW, she's bi polar, she lost work because she was a coke head, she's bi polar, she's not taking drugs anymore, she's bi polar, she was robbed... oh, and she's bi polar.  Umm, yeah Kerry, everyone knows that - your car crash life's been making front pages for years you dopey tart!


How many people lost their appetite when Pamela started talking about her booty calls?  "I got guys who send me roses, I got guys who send me lovely messages ("Fancy A Fuck?")" Watching Pamela talk about things of the carnal nature is like thinking of your own parents having sex.  It shouldn't be done!

The witch hunt against Darryn continued with the lynch mob being lead by Tara, still trying to drum up sympathy because he called her "the enemy".  If she doesn't give it a rest, she'll be MY enemy.  Give it a rest.  Your voice is starting to grate on my nerves like fingers down a blackboard.


Another day, another boring task inspired by Sally Bloody Bercow.  All housemates had to model bedsheets, paying homage to her awful tabloid story that brought her into the public consciousness....

I wished the housemates had just taken all their sheets and bound her in them all and left her out with the trash, where she belongs!


MY FAVOURITE MOMENT OF THE DAY: Jedward in bed with Amy Childs... trying to act like heterosexuals!